Name:
Tobias Svensson

D.O.B:
'87

Location:
Sweden

Occupation:
University / Playing Gunstar Heroes over and over

Bisse currently lives his life wasting his money on pizza's and movies, and having a secret crush on Simon Pegg. He likes downloading games and movies and then never playing 'em / looking at 'em. Actually he likes spending entire days doing nothing at all.

Bisse has scored 25,000,000pts in Ikaruga, making everyone his bitch.

Name:
Thomas McCloskey

D.O.B:
'83

Location:
N. Ireland

Occupation:
Lazy bum with a job

A typical day in the life of Grindie includes exciting activites such as: Eating cereal, playing video games, pixelling up some sprites/tiles for his master - The evil Mr. Freeze (Bisse) and watching horror movies.

Grindie is one of the biggest Nintendo fanboys you'll ever meet (or not, since he never ventures outside his bedroom) and can talk for hours about how great they are and how pasting Miyamoto's face onto Christina Aguilera's body can be so arousing.

Name:
Eirik Suhrke

D.O.B:
'88

Location:
Norway

Occupation:
Lazy bum musician with a job

Making a name for himself in the chiptune scene, Phlogiston now focuses on scoring soundtracks to games. He also co-founded II PAUSE (iimusic.net), which has become his main source of output in addition to through games.

You can find more stuff by him on his MySpace account.

Name:
Neil McGinty

D.O.B:
'82

Location:
N. Ireland

Occupation:
Lazy Bum

HOi currently lives in a state of constant anger at the world. The only way he can prevent himself from going all Wolverine on its ass is to sit back and chill with the sounds of his favourite rock bands.

HOi has an unhealthy obsession with Solid Snake voiceover guy David Hayter. He's written around 300 love letters to him but has yet to recieve a reply.

HOi's hobbies include making music, complaining about everything, insulting people's faces, being angry and having a beard.